I love this
A hug for all of you <3
Hello.
This.
o u o
Yes. Kisses for all of you.
I believe in this
HAHA HEE HEE HOO HOO
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HAHA HEE HEE HOO HOO
HAHA HEE HEE HOO HOO
HAHA HEE HEE HOO HOO
Thats okay, ITS NOT LIKE I WANTED TO SLEEP TONIGHT OR ANYTHING
WHERE IS MY DAVE SILENT SCREAMING GIF WHEN I NEED IT THE MOST
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“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”[via]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ujftwI7b1qewacoo1_500.jpg)
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
