megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

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kat-whiskers-phan:

SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE

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giacimo:

1morey:

flame-cat:

bro-slimshady-strider:

m-akoto-naegi:

just another day casually scrolling tumblr

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certainly nothing interesting goin-

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wait. is that what i think it is

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iT IS

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MY PEOPLE

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DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING

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THE SONG

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OF THE

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HOMESTUCK UPDATE

Casually scrolling Tumblr,imageSees this post,image

Homestuck updated?!image

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YEEEEEEEEimage

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SHIT.image

That’s better.image
TT: Let’s rock.

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all around me are familiar faces…

I swear, I ignored the notes and thought the gigapause was over.

What the fuck

tartarsaucegaryen:

Starting on Monday, thousands of university students in Hong Kong have been gathering at the Chinese University of Hong Kong and Tamar Park (outside the government offices) to protest the National People Congress (NPC) of China’s decision to restrict the right to vote…

shavenyeti:

I love how people were like “the homestuck fandom is dying” and then hussies like “I’m gonna update” and then the fandom ends up like

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westbor0baptistchurch:

furries have mastered the skies and they must be stopped before they conquer land or sea

zombiedogdraws:

bienenkiste:

Ph. Lobke Leijser

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS WEARING A SWEATER WITH WHITE SLEEVES I ONLY SAW THE BLACK AND GOT REALLY SCARED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE HAD FREAKISHLY SKINNY SLENDERMAN ARMS OH GOD

sexhaver:

machinegunmoose:

Proabably the 3rd time reblogging this