it’s been like a year and i still love this little piece of shit and will continue to love him for like three damn centuries
stay perfect, you frosty little fucker
it’s been over a year now and i can still confirm that this is completely relevant and true
i fucking quit im so done
thinking of future gf c:
from when Kanaya thought Rose was also a troll
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
Why not let actual queer people play the parts of queer people
Why not let actual straight people play the parts of straight people?
Oh yes no straight people have ever played straight people and they’ve never ever been widely recognized for it EVER