» I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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kyarumii:

Sure. Let’s just go down to the Anus Hole and get some ice cream

geistygeist:

tsunderedevil:

AMAZING

I downloaded a skeleton mod and another mod fucked it up and it would only let him have hatsune miku hair and you couldn’t even go hairless

This is the exact opposite of a problem

orlesianscum:

turning in dark brotherhood quests like

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So many students have said, trans students have said; now I can have a point of reference when I talk about who I am. My friends are like, ‘Oh, like Sophia from ‘Orange is the New Black?’’ and they’re like, ‘yeah,’ and then they just move on and it’s not an issue,” she said. “I got a letter from a young, from a trans youth’s mother who said that he transitioned because of me and because of seeing me on the show it gave him the courage to talk to his parents about who he was and they’re supportive and loving and now he’s started his transition. It’s insane. It’s really beautiful.

a-closed-casket:

Me and my friend painted two portal murals at school.

Things you learn when beginning most languages: Colors, numbers, "hi my name is"
Things you learn when beginning Latin: war, manliness, four words for "death"

futsingaround:

littlemammal:

littlemammal:

6 selfies 2k14

not a guy, they/them

serious hair goals

deanprincesster:

carryontoabetterplaceabettertime:

deanprincesster:

the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrong

I mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.

the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong

giggle-snortt:

I think we all need to stop and think about just how awkward doing simple, everyday things would be if you were Slender Man

Like riding a bike

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