sexaulity:

spicegorl:

j5h:

intelligence is such a turn on

so is a huge co*ck

why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word

fornaxed:

You wanna talk queer fetishization, talk about lesbians and trans women. You know, the people that are actually fetishized.

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eridanampervert:

genocidersyooo:

when life gives you lemons what do you do

DONT MAKE LEMONADE

MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!

GET MAD!

I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT IM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?

DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER. MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE, *CAVE JOHNSON* LEMONS.

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!

IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS! 

IM GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT’LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.

something-in-the-way-she-knows:

MY DAD JUST SENT ME THIS

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glowinthedarkgirlfriend:

8bit-ace:

chell’s only co-workers have been homicidal robots and she’s about had it

The most beautiful crossover.

By the end of the second day you play as chell trying to find all those cowardly animatronics that are now all huddled in one of the closets, trying to get the fuck away from her.

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badgengar:

Original is here

Cause I have a gif maker and I though this would make a cool gif, I did, so yeah…

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gothicpup:

The fact that asexuals feel obligated and pressured to have unwanted sex makes me so upset

Protect and support asexuals at all costs

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kidouyuuto:

imo if parents dont respect their kids then they dont deserve respect from their kids. im tired of people thinking that its normal for parents to treat their children like property or like they dont have feelings. im tired of people thinking that overprotective parents arent harmful. treat your children like people because thats what they ARE

stridering:

stridering:

My friend just said “oh my god, Act 5 is long as fuck” and I said “Yeah, but the trolls are cool” and he looked at me weird and I realized HE WAS TALKING ABOUT HAMLET AND NOW THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING

who the fuck brought this back

asterionboy:

omgtsn:

who killed the fucking moon

general zhao